We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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