Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize