He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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