I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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