who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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