How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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