make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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