brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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