Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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