Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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