Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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