I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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