wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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