stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
