so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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