Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
