Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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