I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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