4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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