i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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