Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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