We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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