big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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