is your mom at the bar?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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