Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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