your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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