he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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