yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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