You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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