You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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