so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Shame is for Republicans.
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