I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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