sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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