That's intense
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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