Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
only you would photoshop your dick
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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