well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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