end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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