No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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