Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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