just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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