drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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