so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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