So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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