I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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