4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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