Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
