Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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