She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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