I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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