Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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