I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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