what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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