You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize