i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Shame - the story of my life.
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