My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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