what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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