No stitches, just platelets and will power
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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