Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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