There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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