Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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